Thursday, October 05, 2006

Public Service Announcement!

We interrupt our "Scoreboard" series to bring you this late breaking development from our local affiliate www.the-pound.blogspot.com. According to our sources, the pound received an anonymous tip at 9:20 this morning. The text of the message reads:

"It will come as a big disappointment to you bash-blog creators (is that you again, Samantha?) when you discover that the name you are linking to everything is not my name anymore.

nanny nanny boo boo

Do you think that's effective? ROFL Please keep making bash blogs using that name. Link it all ya like. Sux to be you". -Anonymous 10.05.06 - 9:20 am #
Reactions were mixed both in Rocky River and across internet boards. Dennis Heber, from Bible Revival gathered his congregation together and warned them about the implications of the stunning news. He can be seen here http://dennisheber.org/donations.html straining to be heard above the groans of anguish from the crowd chanting "AGAIN?"

Mr. Heber advised citizens of Rocky River not to divulge personal information with anyone sporting new credentials. He also warned them to surf the net safely and be sure to keep their IP's and e-mail addy's close to their chests. He suggested that people change their passwords frequently as a necessary precaution.

Administrators of the pound later confirmed the message was from none other, than Loretta Serrano. Careful analysis revealed the IP originated in Lakewood, Ohio despite the use of an anonymizer:

Ohio, Lakewood, United States ip 68-110-191-86 .cl.ri.cox.net anonymouse.org/cgi-bin/anon-www.cgi/http://
www.haloscan.com/comments/babygirlsbrutus/
115974742898953326/?a=36299#26750
www.haloscan.com/comments/babygirlsbrutus/
115984939127801798/?a=42593
No referring link

Loretta Marie Dillemuth Smith Tucker Smith (again) Serrano Dillon could not be reached for comment. It is unclear at this time whether her name changed to "Nanny Nanny Boo Boo", Lori Smith, or simply "Anonymous".

It appears the following domains are registered to the blog mistress:

Domain name: MISFITTING.COM

Web Site Title: Observations of a Misfit
Registrant Contact: Loretta Serrano
3135 Berea Rd.
Cleveland, OH 44111 US

Creation date: 16 Jan 2003 15:14:59
Expiration date: 16 Jan 2008 15:14:59

Domain name: MERMAIDSINGING.COM

Web Site Title: Observations of a Misfit
Registrant Contact: Lori Smith
(MEGASTRESS@VISN.NET)
+1.4402581175 Fax: +1.4402581175
3135 Berea Rd Cleveland, OH 44111 US

Creation date: 27 Jun 2006 09:26:54
Expiration date: 27 Jun 2007 09:26:54

Stay tuned for further updates!

Comments from the pound:

Gawd, she comes on here using Anonymouse, uses the name 'Anonymous', reveals she's changed her name (heh) while supposedly posting as herself. She's losing it.

-Anonymous 10.05.06 - 9:53 am
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News Flash:
Loretta Serrano made a personal appearance at The Pound again today.

"I'm pretty certain that the IP of this post is Cox and that I don't have now and have never had an IP from Brazil. I'd like to see this David Copperfield move."
-loretta 10.24.06 - 12:22 pm

"Typical idiotic mutt. Estimated populatin of Brazil is 186,112,794. I guess all 186 plus million of them are nutty, according to "kennelogic."
-loretta 10.24.06 - 12:37 pm

Apparently, Loretta forgot she changed her name!
And she thinks Brazilians are nutty?